Chapter 7

D: Hello?

           [MakLimahLuvsU has logged in]

MLLU: Helloooooo!
D: Hey... who are you..
MLLU: Ooh I'm Mak Limah...The Hottest nenek on earth!
D: Oh really?
MLLU: NO! I'M LYING! Oh you look gorgeous!! COME TO MAMA!!
D: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH!!!!
MLLU: COME ON KISS ME!!!
D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!HELP!!
[David has logged out]
[MakLimahLuvsU followed him]

      David darted out of his room and locked himself in the broom closet.

                                                   "Whew!"
                                                    "David....."
          "NO! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CRAZY GRANDMOTHER!!"then he paused. "How'd you get into my house?"

                       "Oh by an airplane, of course. I have a private jet, you know! "
                                                    "Really!?"
                                "No- I'm a very good liar. Now KISS ME!"

       David screamed like a little girl as he scrambled for the door knob. But as he rattled it in desperation, he discovered it was locked. David felt the hairs on his skin rise as he felt Mak Limah close in on him.

*Scary*

        David trashed about wildly, hoping to injure the psycho, but it was TOO LATE.....

............his eyes snapped open. He bottled upright and scanned his bedroom. No sigh of Mak Limah anywhere. He sighed, relieved.

         "Thank God" he muttered just as his cellphone rang. David groaned and stumbled out of the bed, sleepily hunting for it. His ringtone (Party in the U.S.A) seemed to be from all directions.

         "Where is that stupid PHONE!?" he grumbled, just as he spotted it under his wardrobe.

                                                           "Hello?"
                   "DavidemergencyBatrisyia'sgoneshechatssagemeandwroteHELP!"
                              David gasped "Abi...you mean she'd in danger?"
                                                         "YES!"
                                "Oh. My. God YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR!!"
          Abi spluttered on the other side. "What? You're calling me a LIAR!? I'm serious David! She said 'Help me' then logged out immediately!"

                    "Whatever. Go ahead and look for her yourself  if you love her so much"
               
        "Ew! I'm not a-" but David hung up before she could complete her sentence. Then, his phone rang again.
                                                               "Hello?"
                                                          "KISS ME!"
        David shrieked and hurled his phone out of the window. Great-now his phone is damaged plus Mak Limah was calling him.
                                                       
                                                THIS WAS CHAOS!
Seriously....

Original work from: Mademoiselle Unknown
Typed into the blog by: The Great B.A.S
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