Chapter 9

       Nowadays, if you asked for advice from Edward Cullen, it would be..

                           "Never never never never hunt alone
                                                       or little girls will attack you."*

         
                                                   *Exact words

                 He was just walking, then......

                                                  "MURDERER!!!"

                 He looked around, confused, There was no one there.
   
                                                   "Up here."

      Edward looked up and frowned at what he saw; Abigail was entangled in ropes and a hot-air balloon, stuck on a tree.
                                                   "What the..?"
                 "Crash-landing." Abi explained. "I don't know how to fly hot air balloons."
                                          Edward nodded. "Uh right....."
         
       Abi took out a knife and cut through the ropes. Not good thinking; when she was free, she fell from the branch as she falls helplessly. "AIEE!" she screeched, then...WHAM!

                                                 CRASH LANDING #2

            Abi landed right on top of Edward, sending them both falling six feet underground. Abi and Edward pushed each other off. Unfortunately Edward pushed TOO hard, and sent Abi flying up, up. up.


                          ......................And down.down,down

Abi: Ow...

     "Will you stop toying with me and throwing me around !?" she shrieked, and stood up. "I'm not your doll."

       Edward rolled his eyes. "It wasn't that hard" he said while jumping out of the hole that they had created. 

                                          "You're not good at being a spider-monkey."

                                                             "Spider-monkey?"

                                                               "Whatever-"

                   
                                                             ♫♪    Cause this is my    ♫♪  

United States of Whatever!

And this is my

United States of Whatever!

And this is my

 ♫♪  United States of Whatever!  ♫♪  

             "Vampires don't say 'whatever' and who the hell sang Liam Lynch's United States of whatever." Abi grumbled. Out of nowhere a voice replied "SORRY!!". Abi ignored the voice and pointed out her knife to Edward.
                                       "WHERE THE HECK IS THE GIRL?" Abi yelled.
                         "What girl? Recently I've just seen Reneesme, Bella, Alice, Rose Leah-"
 Abi slapped him in annoyance and yelled. She cradled her injured arm to her chest. "Ow,ow,ow,ow..."


                  "ABI!!!!" A familiar voice shouted. That's when Hana came, riding on a..
                                                                       ..........Tricycle.
       Hana struggled to breathe as she pedaled with all her might. When she was right next to them. she stopped pedaling, and fell off the seat, gasping for air.


                           "Are you OK, Hana" Abi asked. Hana nodded and stood up,


                         "Alright Cullen, no playing games with me. Where is Batrisyia?"
  Edward look puzzled. Then nodded. "You mean 'Boring'?"
      
Hana nodded. Edward shrugged. "How should I know?"


                                                  THIS WAS CHAOS!!!


Original work by: Mademoiselle Unknown
Typed and Edited by: The Great B.A.S
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